You know you're an N-scaler when...

bryan9 Feb 24, 2007

  1. MOPACJAY

    MOPACJAY TrainBoard Member

    349
    31
    14
    You know you're an N Scaler when you buy sheet brass,wire or scenery materials,they come in "lifetime" supply quantities.
    You buy more detail parts than you need because you realize once it flies out of the tweezers,no point in looking for it.Your wife will find it with her bare feet a week from now(ouch).
    When you've finally learned patience.Just because it's out in HO,it will be 4 years before we see it in N scale.Even with all these things,I am still convinced there is no greater scale!
     
  2. Paul Downs

    Paul Downs TrainBoard Supporter

    193
    0
    23
    Get 10 S Scalers together and they call it a convention.

    Get 10 Lionel guys together and they'll all loose 1/3 of their hearing within an hour of running.

    Get 10 HO'ers together, and they'll form 3 different clubs. By the end of the week, one of the clubs will break up and start fighting with the other two.

    Get 10 N Scalers together, and in just four nights they'll have a new module ready for the next show.


    Here's hoping that you are making a few new modules for our big show next summer! We're going to need them!!
     
  3. BoxcabE50

    BoxcabE50 HOn30 & N Scales Staff Member TrainBoard Supporter

    67,688
    23,222
    653
    :thumbs_up: :teeth: :teeth:

    Boxcab E50
     
  4. 282mike

    282mike TrainBoard Member

    245
    14
    21
    You kmow your an N scaler when- Your layout hangs on the garage wall when not in use!
     
  5. SecretWeapon

    SecretWeapon Passed away January 23, 2024 In Memoriam

    5,121
    3,788
    103
    Hey,
    N Scale is the new"Fountain of Youth". I agree with Paul. In other scales,they fight & try to out do each other. "iN people"(New term,I just came up with) try to help & encourage one another. Lets face it,with all the $$$$$$ we have invested in engines & misc. stuff (like cars & building) to make to engines look better, we HAVE to stay young & sharp.:eek:mg: :shade:
     
  6. Southern Rail Fan

    Southern Rail Fan TrainBoard Member

    255
    0
    20

    And the fun you have when you open those trunks and boxes, and find something you'd totally forgotten you had bought (I've done this more than once). It's like buying it all over again, only this time you don't spend the money!
     
  7. Tudor

    Tudor TrainBoard Member

    1,747
    19
    32
    I like that.. "The N crowd..." hehheh



     
  8. Tudor

    Tudor TrainBoard Member

    1,747
    19
    32
    ... when the family cat is no longer refered to as "Fluffy", but instead refered to as "Gonzilla"...
     
  9. randgust

    randgust TrainBoard Member

    3,493
    502
    56
    You know you're an N scaler...

    ...you get 'reverse claustrophobia' when looking at a big basement at a friends house (imagine how much this would cost to put a layout in!!!) and start to shake...

    ...you've earned the name "Edward Tweezerhands" from your teenage children...

    ...you can't imagine working in O scale - how would you insert the eyelashes into the figures? And detailing the dents on top of spikes just seems like WAY too much work...
     
  10. SecretWeapon

    SecretWeapon Passed away January 23, 2024 In Memoriam

    5,121
    3,788
    103
    Been There,Done That !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Pete Nolan

    Pete Nolan TrainBoard Supporter

    10,587
    237
    125
    I haven't had such a laugh in years! Great stuff!

    - My female cat weighs 45,000 tons, the equivalent of an Iowa class battleship, in N scale. Forget about the male cat.

    - I have bloody holes, not callouses, on my thumbs from pushing in those track joiners

    - My wife borrows my +4 Optivisor because her +2 is not strong enough

    - I can park a 40-car train on a siding on the top level, behind the warehouses, and forget about it for an entire year.

    - I can build a huge industrial complex for less than $1

    - I can model a 500-foot freighter and fit it on my layout. Actually I can model about 10 of them, and 20 smaller ships.

    - I can model a 600-foot bridge, and fit it on short side of the layout.

    - I wear surgical whites, and use a large cardboard box as an operating room, when I install details like the Kato Mikado handrails.

    - I mold my own parts, since 1:192 is too small, and 1:144 is unobtainable.
     
  12. oldrk

    oldrk TrainBoard Supporter

    3,700
    186
    51
    When your favorites list are mainly n scale sites and of course the N scale section of Trainboard is first on the list.*S*
     
  13. 282mike

    282mike TrainBoard Member

    245
    14
    21
    Damn you caught me!! But, AINT WE GOT FUN!!!!!
     
  14. Metro Red Line

    Metro Red Line TrainBoard Member

    2,497
    712
    47
    Don't you mean, N-courage? :teeth:
     
  15. BikerDad

    BikerDad E-Mail Bounces

    252
    0
    15
    You know you're an N Scaler when you can carry an entire train in the topbox of your motorcycle. :D
     
  16. HemiAdda2d

    HemiAdda2d Staff Member TrainBoard Supporter

    22,076
    27,802
    253
    *ROTFLMBO*


    Wow, the conference table in my workcenter is huge--I could build an empire on it! You guys are evil.... ;) If the next staff meeting starts to get boring, you know what I'll be doing!:angel:

    You know you're an N scaler if:
    --You can accurately describe the noise a MT coupler spring makes when it jumps into hyperspace, from the tip of your Xacto blade

    --When you detail a complete engine, and only need one drill bit.

    --You have (and use) an Optivisor
    :D:D
     
  17. C. Giustra

    C. Giustra TrainBoard Member

    308
    6
    24
    ....your standard unit of measurement is 9mms and your wife concurs......
     
  18. OC Engineer JD

    OC Engineer JD Staff Member TrainBoard Supporter

    12,782
    1,113
    152
    LOL Some really great and funny stuff here!
     
  19. Tudor

    Tudor TrainBoard Member

    1,747
    19
    32
    ... when you spend $150 for a high end nice shiny new locomotive, and another $20 for paints, powders, and weathering supplies to make it look old, beat, battered and worn out...

    [​IMG]
    Case closed.. :embarassed:
     
  20. friscobob

    friscobob Staff Member

    10,534
    713
    129
    That's a problem in HO, as well..... ;)
     

Share This Page