You know you're an N-scaler when...

bryan9 Feb 24, 2007

  1. bryan9

    bryan9 TrainBoard Member

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    1. You see an HO freight car, and think it's O

    2. You measure your track, and discover that you have 17 scale miles of main line in an 11' x 14' room

    3. When someone speaks to you, you say, "Excuse me," and raise your Optivisor

    4. You can tell the difference, at a glance, between the 62mm and 64mm lengths of Unitrack

    5. You'd love to have more loco detail, but you take a pass because, what the heck, you wouldn't be able to see it

    and...

    6. You can't remember when you've had so much fun!

    Bryan
     
  2. BoxcabE50

    BoxcabE50 HOn30 & N Scales Staff Member TrainBoard Supporter

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    Well, I'm into my 35th year of having fun in this scale... And what great memories, too!

    :D

    Boxcab E50
     
  3. Powersteamguy1790

    Powersteamguy1790 Permanently dispatched

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    N scale is really a joy to model and worth all of the minor frustrations seeing all the details.:shade:

    Stay cool and run steam.....:cool::cool:
     
  4. 282mike

    282mike TrainBoard Member

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    Not to mention that you could build a pretty fair layout on the dinning room table, if,, you could acuire the real estate from the better half!!:eek:mg: :shade: Well I didnt intend to say it twice but the statement below explains it!
     
  5. BoxcabE50

    BoxcabE50 HOn30 & N Scales Staff Member TrainBoard Supporter

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    Ha ha ha ha..... That goes for both the double posting, and real estate acquisitions.... :eek:mg:

    I'll edit out the extra post for you. :D

    :D

    Boxcab E50
     
  6. EricB

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    You know you are a n scaler when you can set down a $200 steam loco on your workbench, turn around to get a tool, and forget where you set your loco.

    Eric
     
  7. Grey One

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    8) When you can run an 5 foot train including the locos and it looks longer.
    9) When a 2 percent grade is all you will ever need
    10) When you can store 50+ cars in a shoe box
    11) When you can't wait for a cab forward
    12) When the "3 foot rule" applies at 18 inches
     
  8. Metro Red Line

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    - You buy a new loco or rolling stock, and never throw away the boxes.
    - And whether or not you use those boxes, they become a commodity.
    - You can't ever do without a pair of tweezers.
    - You don't just buy couplers, you buy the entire truck assembly.
    - You get real defensive when HO scalers say something the very least bit insulting about N scale.
    - You know that the company from Oregon that makes the magne-matic couplers is Micro-Trains, not Kadee.
    - Your DCC-operated layouts are relatively silent...
    - The words "Low-Profile" and "Pizza-Cutter" are in your everyday vocabulary.
    - You tolerate "The Slinky Effect."
    - If someone ever busts down your door, the first thing that comes to your mind is a trackplan.
    - Your fingers have callouses formed after pushing in too many bolster pins.
    - A single sheet of Evergreen styrene is already more than enough scratchbuilding material for your needs.
    - You more than likely are not a subscriber of Model Railroader.
    - You more than likely are not an active member of the NMRA.
    - You can spend $200 at a hobby shop and leave with just a tiny paper bag.
     
  9. Gats

    Gats TrainBoard Member

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    You know you're an N Scaler when;

    - you have more locomotives than rollingstock. :D
     
  10. BoxcabE50

    BoxcabE50 HOn30 & N Scales Staff Member TrainBoard Supporter

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    :eek:mg: I've been there a few times...

    :D

    Boxcab E50
     
  11. sp4009

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    When someone says "your trains are so small" and you get defensive and say "It's not the size of your trains, its how you run 'em"
     
  12. SteveM76

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    best one yet!!! that actually happened to me with one of my mikados. I set it in a yard track along with many other locos and rolling stock and forgot which one needed the number board!
     
  13. Dave Vollmer

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    You know you're an N scaler when...

    At a staff meeting, you daydream about how a decent double-track plan could fit on the conference table, and where the engine terminal would go.

    Doors, even mounted in a doorway, look like benchwork.

    Z scale doesn't look as small as it used to.

    You can paint your entire passenger fleet with the same bottle of PRR Tuscan.
     
  14. Grey One

    Grey One TrainBoard Supporter

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    Thank God - I'm not the only one. Did you ever get caught doodling the trackplan? whoopsie.
     
  15. Dave Vollmer

    Dave Vollmer TrainBoard Member

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    Nope, never been caught... yet!
     
  16. Tudor

    Tudor TrainBoard Member

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    - You have a room full of toy trains, but your kids are not allowed in there...
     
  17. oldrk

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    You can carry an engine in your shirt pocket because your hands are full and you forget it's in there.
     
  18. oldrk

    oldrk TrainBoard Supporter

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    Size that matters

    When I was seeing the future Mrs. I showed her my trains and she commented on the small size of my switchers. I told her if things went well someday she would get to see my Big Boy. The rest is history.
    :angel:
     
  19. Calzephyr

    Calzephyr TrainBoard Supporter

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    You know you're an N scaler when...

    Your favorite switch engine is smaller than a pager.

    You're storing locomotives and rolling stock in trunks and realize that they are virtually like treasure chests full of precious gems.
     
  20. sandro schaer

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    been there done that.... one of my kato ac4400 took quite some spins in the laundry... might have survived the washing but the dryer killed the loco ...
     

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