Haiku #1 Where do these wires go? I pull on one, and two move. Color code? I wish! Haiku #2 Lucifer's flatcar Picks a new spot to derail Every time I run it. Haiku #3 Can you tell me why My trains always stay on track Unless I have guests? Haiku #4 Double-stacks went in. They all came out single-stacked. The tunnel's too low. Haiku #5 His Conrail Big Boy Pulls his Amtrak auto racks. Think he's new at this? Haiku #6 DCC is great, Except for the collisions. I make Gomez proud. Haiku #7 Spouse asked a question: "Do you REALLY need more trains?" Spouse doesn't get it. Haiku #8 My unit coal train: Sixty cars, one road number. Hope I don't get caught. Haiku #9 PRR fans cringe At my Pennsy U50. No sense of humor. Haiku #10 I shall convert you If your scale is not my scale, Lest your soul be lost. Haiku #11 Not since last Christmas Has my son played with "his" trains. Guess that makes them mine. Haiku #12 Rivet-counters say My boxcar doors are too wide. Ask me if I care. Haiku #13 Like an old plow-horse, Your best engine limps along. You must clean your track.
I came and I read I laughed, copied and emailed I Thank You Lady. [ 11 April 2002, 11:49: Message edited by: yankinoz ]
Oh Shinohara, Peco fans don't like you. Hand made is cheaper. [ 11 April 2002, 10:07: Message edited by: yankinoz ]
I weather with chalk, I seal the chalk with Dullcoat. The chalk is gone now. [ 11 April 2002, 11:24: Message edited by: yankinoz ]
Originally posted by Lady Sunshine: HET!!! Sometimes I think I have a fleet of these things! -Kitbash
