Found this on MSNBC this morning: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26743742/?GT1=43001 You could file this under "stupid People and Trains" or "U.P.roves that Smoking is Bad for Your Health" Not surprisingly alcohol was involved...
Or how about UP gets the lawyer and presses trespassing..? I'm sure it was no cheap bill to stop a train and bring out the dogs to search for someone who stumbled home already.