upguy

Elk or Camel? Railroad employees stated that the derailment resulted from a collision with a herd of cow elk. However, personnel from army intelligence, who insisted upon investigating the accident for themselves, reported seeing wild camels in the area and reasoned that the animals were, most likely, runaways from a secret terrorist base located somewhere nearby. You have to wonder what those investigators were smoking.

Elk or Camel? Railroad employees stated that the derailment resulted from a collision with a herd of cow elk. However, personnel from army intelligence, who insisted upon investigating the accident for themselves, reported seeing wild camels in the area and reasoned that the animals were, most likely, runaways from a secret terrorist base located somewhere nearby. You have to wonder what those investigators were smoking.
upguy, Jan 11, 2009