I run two 4x8 layouts, one North American, one British. The American one is called "Armadilloville" for its namesake armadillo, and the British layout "Henley." Sometimes I get so caught up in one, I neglect the other for months at a time. Life would be simpler if I had but one girlfriend, but that, alas is not to be the case. So I did a spoof as to why I had neglected Henley for so long.