4- Your cat will climb your tree. 5- Your Black Lab will eat the turkey 6- Your garbage disposal will clog from potato peelings. 7- At least one toilet will overflow. All these have happened.
8) What did you get me? 9) When's breakfast 10) (at 6am to parents) - Wake up! Wake up! 11) (at 6:03 am to children) - Go back to bed or it will dissapear!
Why would you want to peel the potatos? That's one of the best parts!! Admittedly, I grew up with Mom peeling the potatos before boiling them, but these days we just leave them on. (12) Bah, Humbug!!! Ed
Yummy baked potatoes Mashed potatoes! I love a great baked potato, but it's mashed potatoes on Christmas. Clive Davis of the NY Times had the best recipe for baked potatoes. Heat oven to 450 degrees (adjusted for altitude here) Coat potatoes with olive oil Coat oiled potatoes with kosher salt Poke a few holes (just a few) in skin with a fork, so they don't explode Bake for one hour, turning down the oven to 375 for the last 15 minutes. I oftn forget the last step, but it doesn't matter much. You get fluffy insides with a delicious, crispy, tastey skin. You can tell when they're done when you can pinch them and they're soft. You may have to turn down the oven to 425 degrees for the first 45 minutes if you don't live in high desert like me.
24.) You going to eat that? 25.) "Can I have pie?" <- often repeated over and over again by one of my younger relatives.
Insert tab A into slot B and fasten with 3/16ths screw and hex nut....DAMN!!! Honey, where's the flashlight?
28) I think it's time for a siesta... 29) Attention shoppers; there's a blue-light special in aisle nine...
" Can you help me for a few minutes " from my wife, as I am trying to do delicate work on my Fine Scale Miniatures kit.