A Little NScale Humor

Yeah, been falling down on the job. How about a trifecta?

 

Self explanatory

 

If only this was now...

 

Excellent, hope its true - LOL

 

Dang it, I know I have the photos somewhere, but in the '80's some railfan had painted their mini vans...one in SP black widow and one in daylight paint.

 

OH NO -- thats what is called in the IT Industry -- a CLM -- career limiting move

TIM

 

Found on the net. Unfortunately not my creation.


Definitions:

Yard Goat - the critter used by the railroad to keep down the weeds within yard limits.

Tunnel motor - the thing that makes the doors in front of a tunnel open and close.

Feed water - what they mix the yard goat's chow with when he runs out of weeds.

Switch stand - where they stack up the turnout components before taking 'em out and spiking 'em in place.

Tie plates - the china they use at them fancy like restaurants where ya hafta where a tie to get in.

Water tank - one of them amphibibious fighting vehicles the marines use to storm an enemy beach.

Crummy - how you feel after the yard goat butts you.

Cross bucks - the dollars it takes to replace that sign guarding a grade crossing when the fellow with the hi-rail truck runs it over.

Turn table - the thing thing in the superintendents office you want to chuck out the window after he plays Chatenooga Choo Choo for the five hundredth time.

Yard master - nickname for that dad-gum yard goat. Thinks he owns the place



What do you say to a train crew dressed in three-piece suits?

Will the defendents please rise...

 

Not train related but funny as all get out!

 

You forgot , "Nay" and "Nix".

 

OK here ya go. I'm the real O.G. ... Old Guy

 

If this one is too over the top, I won’t be offended if it gets removed... but how true it is.

 

Massey, I think your pushing the envelope!

 

I've got a t-shirt with that on it. We used to sell them at the Sumpter Valley Railroad. Always got a lot of comments on it.

 

I know, that’s why I said if a mod decided it was too much, it wouldn’t offend me. That’s the most borderline meme, or joke I have when it comes to trains. I got one with some foul language from a kid, but I can clean it up before posting... if I can find it again that is.

 

Wait! There was a train?

 

Guilty!!